wtf wtf wtf`

wtf? i've been tanning a few times recently. it's the first time i've ever gone. on the first day i had this horrible completely irrational fear that the bed was going to close and get jammed randomly and that i would be trapped in a painful death of slowly roasting to death out of some absurd vanity. is that too much or a for real fear? all of the above. i'm only trying to jump start my tan so that i don't fry like bacon in phoenix. fry piggies fry.